hey, here's an idea

I just saw the weirdest thing on ESPNnews. In this report from Austria, there was this big patch of ice, and guys were moving around on it on these blades on their shoes. They were hitting this round flat thing with sticks. Two of the guys were really fat -- or they had stuff under their clothes. A lot of them had gloves and helmets on -- I guess since it's so cold on the ice.

It must have been a sport of some kind since it was on ESPN -- maybe they ought to try doing it professionally in North America.